Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
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