Funny Sayings

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

Anonymous

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Anonymous

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Anonymous

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Anonymous

If only common sense were more common.

Anonymous

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Anonymous

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Anonymous

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Anonymous

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

Anonymous

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

Anonymous

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Anonymous

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Anonymous

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.

Anonymous

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

Anonymous