I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.
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