Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents.
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
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