I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
Lead me not into temptation... Oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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