If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top. Anonymous
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. Frank Zappa
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Anonymous
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. Anonymous
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. Anonymous
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Anonymous