If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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