Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
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