Violet Matters Quote
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side. Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do. Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams