If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous