Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
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I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
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