Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.Anonymous
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.Anonymous
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.Henny Youngman
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous