All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous