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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles M. Schulz

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

Anonymous

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

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One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'

Anonymous

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

Anonymous

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Anonymous

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

Anonymous

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Anonymous

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

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