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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. - Anonymous

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

You're born free, then you're taxed to death. Anonymous

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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. Anonymous

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

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Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

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I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. - Anonymous

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. Anonymous

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Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? - Anonymous

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous

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Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Anonymous

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Anonymous

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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. - Anonymous

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. - Anonymous

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. - Anonymous

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous

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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous

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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

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