Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. Anonymous