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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Violet Matters

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

Anonymous

Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

Anonymous

Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.

Anonymous

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Anonymous

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.

Anonymous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

Anonymous

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Joey Adams

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Anonymous