Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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