If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.Anonymous