Sam Levenson Quote

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.