You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. Anonymous
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous