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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. - Anonymous

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? - Anonymous

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Anonymous

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Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. - Anonymous

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous

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In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous

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"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous

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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. Anonymous

Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.

Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake. Anonymous

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. - Anonymous

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous

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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. - Anonymous

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous

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How do I like my eggs? In a cake. - Anonymous

How do I like my eggs? In a cake. Anonymous

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I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. - Anonymous

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. Anonymous

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If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous

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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. - Anonymous

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today. - Anonymous

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today. Anonymous

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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! - Anonymous

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. - Anonymous

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. Anonymous

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. - Anonymous

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. Anonymous

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You're never too old to do goofy stuff. - Anonymous

You're never too old to do goofy stuff. Anonymous

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Growing up is amazing, until you get old! Anonymous

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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. - Anonymous

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. Anonymous

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