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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

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You're never too old to do goofy stuff.

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I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

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If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

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I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.

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How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.

Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.

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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

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"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

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In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

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Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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