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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

How was the dog's day? Ruff.

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.