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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.

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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

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Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

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I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

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Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

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