I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
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