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You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

Anonymous

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

Anonymous

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Anonymous

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Anonymous

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Anonymous

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

Anonymous

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

Anonymous

Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.

Anonymous

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Ronnie Shakes

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Steven Alexander Wright

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

Winston Churchill

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Anonymous

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

David Letterman

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Helen Rowland

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

Anonymous