My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. Anonymous
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com