Top 100 Funny Quotes
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Anonymous
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
Anonymous
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
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