Top 100 Funny Quotes
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
Anonymous
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Anonymous
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Anonymous
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