Top 100 Funny Quotes
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
Anonymous
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
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