Top 100 Funny Quotes
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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