Top 100 Funny Quotes
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
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I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
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When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
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