Top 100 Funny Quotes
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
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