Top 100 Funny Quotes
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
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