Top 100 Funny Quotes
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Anonymous
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