Top 100 Funny Quotes
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
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