Top 100 Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
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