Top 100 Funny Quotes
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Anonymous
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