Top 100 Funny Quotes
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Anonymous
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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Anonymous
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
Anonymous
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