Top 100 Funny Quotes
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I know some people don't like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste. Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. Anonymous
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous
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