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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.