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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

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You can trust your dog to guard your house.

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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

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