A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
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The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
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