Anonymous Quote

I noticed you are not noticing me.

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.