I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
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