If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. Anonymous