If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Anonymous