If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
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