I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..Anonymous
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!Anonymous