When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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