Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great. Anonymous
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous