Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
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Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
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