Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
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