Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
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Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
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