To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study. Anonymous
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization. Sigmund Freud
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright