When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous