Anonymous Quote

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Anonymous

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

Anonymous

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Anonymous

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

Anonymous

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

Anonymous

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

Anonymous

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

Anonymous

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Anonymous

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.

Anonymous

I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

Anonymous

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

Anonymous