Anonymous Quote

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Anonymous

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

Anonymous

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Anonymous

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

Anonymous

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

Anonymous

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

Steven Alexander Wright

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Anonymous

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Anonymous

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

Anonymous

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

Anonymous

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

Anonymous