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I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.

Anonymous

I only want one thing from fake people: distance.

Anonymous

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Anonymous

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Anonymous

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Anonymous

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

Anonymous

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Anonymous

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

Anonymous

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

Anonymous

I am too lazy to be lazy.

Anonymous

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Anonymous

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous