Anonymous Quote

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.