Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous