Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. Anonymous
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. Anonymous
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."