Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. Anonymous
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright