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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. - Anonymous

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

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Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt. Anonymous

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