He who laughs last didn't get it.
More Quotes by Helen Giangregorio
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
A joke is a very serious thing.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
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