Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
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I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
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