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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.