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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Anonymous

Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Anonymous

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?

Anonymous

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

Anonymous

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

Anonymous

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

Anonymous

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

Anonymous

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Anonymous

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

Anonymous

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

David Letterman

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.

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I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one.

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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

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