There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day. Anonymous
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Anonymous
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com