Short Funny Quotes
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
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