Short Funny Quotes
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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