Short Funny Quotes
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
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