Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
When nothing is going right, go left.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
4 out 3 people struggle with math.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
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