Short Funny Quotes
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
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