Short Funny Quotes
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.Anonymous
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.Anonymous
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.Charles M. Schulz
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