A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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