Short Funny Quotes
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
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