Short Funny Quotes
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
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