Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.
The best revenge is massive success.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
When nothing is going right, go left.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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