Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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