Short Funny Quotes
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
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