Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
When nothing is going right, go left.
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
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