Short Funny Quotes

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.

Anonymous

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

Anonymous

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left.

Anonymous

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Anonymous

Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions.

Anonymous

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Anonymous

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Anonymous

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Anonymous

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

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Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

Anonymous

Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

Anonymous

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Anonymous

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Anonymous

You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

Anonymous