Short Funny Quotes
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
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