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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous

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To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. - Anonymous

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. Anonymous

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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous

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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

You're born free, then you're taxed to death. Anonymous

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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. - Anonymous

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous

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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. Anonymous

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous

Life Quotes

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. Anonymous

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry

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I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

Love Quotes Sayings Top 100

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. - Anonymous

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Questions Top 100

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Benjamin Franklin

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