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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.Anonymous
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.Anonymous
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.Anonymous
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