Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
The road to success is always under construction.
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
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