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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.Anonymous
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.Anonymous
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