Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
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