Short Funny Quotes
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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