If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right.
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
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