It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
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