Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud