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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.