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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous

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Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous

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I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

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I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous

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The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous

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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anonymous

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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Anonymous

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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me. Anonymous

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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous

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When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Anonymous

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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous

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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous

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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous

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