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Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

I'm not feeling very worky today.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.