Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.