Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.Anonymous
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.Anonymous