You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous