I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
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I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
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