Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Anonymous
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous