Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to run in and grab a 36-pack of toilet paper as soon as the store opens. This message will auto-flush in 5 seconds.
Anonymous
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It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
Anonymous
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
Anonymous