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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? Anonymous

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The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous

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How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice? Anonymous

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If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Anonymous

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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Life Quotes

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Money Quotes

It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous

Sayings Statements Top 100

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous

Work Quotes

I told my boss three companies were looking after me and I needed a raise. He asked who they were, so told him the gas, electric and cable company. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous

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