When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous