When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers. Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable. Anonymous
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous
Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you. Anonymous