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Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
I feel the best when I am happy.
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
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