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Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
I can't wait for that to never happen.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Why shouldn't you ever iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
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