Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
Anonymous
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
Anonymous
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
Anonymous
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Anonymous
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
Anonymous
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
Anonymous
I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it.
Anonymous
I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.
Anonymous